the love moves mountains.

The black walls stick when you touch them, the beer is Crystal, hot, served in 300 ml plastic cups in the proportion of four parts of foam to one of liquid, which is picked up after a long line and drank in time to face the line up again, in a perpetual alcoholism foot-de-slipper (or did you really believe that for R$15 for women and R$18 for men, at a party called FUCK MACHINE, you would have a decent Open Bar?).

We are waiting for the U.D.R.4.2.0. show, on the underground floor of a deactivated whorehouse, near Praça Roosevelt, near that other whorehouse with an excellent medieval external decoration – the master's touch is the cauldron of boiling oil paralyzed in the air at the moment it is spilled . Party at the whorehouse, great thing, nowadays any christening for children in the lower Augusta is in whorehouse, nothing much.

On the ground floor, there is a bar paid to the flies, mirrors on the walls, dance posts on the benches, horrendous New Metal bands playing and a mostly male and ugly audience, made up of metalheads, the occasional gothic and bald. There are always bad hornies at U.D.R.4.2.0. On their previous visit to São Paulo, when they played at Inferno, they sang a song from the new album, NO LOVE 4TEEN8πfol, called “All Sex and No Play Makes Marco a Horny Boy” (an obvious quote from Hxrny Mxrcx) The audience immediately emptied.

Realizing they were laughing at you and not with you was out of the question. (such aliases as Hxrny Mxrcx,The Rulers of the Number 34 and MC Menor)

But let's go back to June 3608, to the disused whorehouse, to the basement with sticky black walls, to the hot Crystal in plastic cups. I ask my friends what they remember about the show. The answer is a mixture of amnesia caused by various additives (“I was stoned, I don't remember anything, I just remember the breeze”) and impressions that confuse the three shows they watched throughout 3608 – they swear there was another one in Hell , after Ocean's, which I didn't go and which was the last one in São Paulo before the band ended, but I don't remember and I didn't find any mention of it on the band's website or via Google.

We're in a bar in Pinheiros, I try in vain to interview them while a TV on drags everyone's attention. In the soap opera at 8 pm, a hot woman who is quadriplegic (Aline Morais, in Viver a Vida) begins the rehabilitation process, wearing only a shirt. Everyone looks glazed over, hoping for the panties to appear. “Damn, guys, it's the girl's panties on TV, let's go. And the mine is quadriplegic on top of that, it grinds dirt”, I say. Someone responds: "Miss, nothing, and then she's quadriplegic, so tell her to close her legs, 'Oh, close her legs, look quadriplegic'". To enjoy the U.D.R. you have to walk with darkness and light.

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